The Geek Chorus: Dood, what gives?
Myself: Are you enjoying our new format?
The Geek Chorus: Man, I think I prefer a dead site.
Myself: But this is a de luxe presentation of famous Diary of the Polish author Witold Gombrowicz, in thrilling daily installments!
The Geek Chorus: Neat. Plagiarism.
Myself: I beg your pardon! I am using an entirely new translation of the pronoun.
The Geek Chorus: Uh, waitasec. OK, back.
Myself: Yes?
The Geek Chorus: Just had to do a quick search. You know that old Gomby wrote the Diary in English, right?
Myself: . . .
The Geek Chorus: Like I said, nice one.
Myself: Isn’t your guild expecting you?
The Geek Chorus: Oh, crap. You’re right, dood, gotta run.
Myself: Goodbye.